{"id":198,"date":"2005-12-14T09:04:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-14T17:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jonathanwold.seguru.digital\/?p=198"},"modified":"2019-05-24T12:27:32","modified_gmt":"2019-05-24T18:27:32","slug":"you-know-youre-living-in-2005-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bf0cd40f-7ebb-43c9-a4ea-50b260f6ecbb.express.conves.io\/you-know-youre-living-in-2005-when\/","title":{"rendered":"You Know You&#8217;re Living in 2005 When.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My girlfriend sent this to me and I had a great laugh this morning. Decided that I just had to pass it along :). 2005 is just about over so how about some thoughts for the year!<\/p>\n<p>You know you&#8217;re living in 2005 when:<\/p>\n<p>1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.<\/p>\n<p>2.) You haven&#8217;t played solitaire with real cards in years<\/p>\n<p>3.) 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